2004-09-10
My phone rang last night at 1:30 AM. Lo and behold, Jake the Snake. He was well off to the races, if you know what I mean.JAKE: Dude, didjou get my text mess'ge?
ANDY: I had. [I had, several hours prior. It read, "I tried a new drink tonight... delicious."] What was your new drink?
JAKE: [Unintelligible muttering] ...tequila and Red Bull.
ANDY: That sounds truly horrible.
JAKE: No dude! Know why? "When I was young... I never needed anyone... and making love was jussferfun... those days are gone... ALLLLLLL BYYYYYYY MYYYSEEEEELLLLLF.... Dunwannabe.... ALLLLLL BYYYYYY MYYYY SEEELLLLFFFF..."
ANDY: [Audible sound of brain exploding]
I'm going to the Ozarks for a few days. Home next weekend for Katie's wedding. Really, that's about. The above exchange is darn near the most exciting thing that's happened to me all week.
-Andy