2004-09-28
FROM MY GOP.COM WEEKLY E-NEWSLETTER (AKA MY "WEEKLY TRUNK")Andy, today the RNC launched www.flippercam.com. As John Kerry travels the country campaigning in the last 36 days of this election, he’ll be followed by a school of dolphins, led by Flipper, who will highlight Kerry’s flip-flops on every major issue from the war on terror to whether or not he owns an assault rifle or an SUV.
As Flipper, Flopper, Flapper and Friends travel the Great Lakes region, the dolphins will provide daily updates via Flipper Cam which features video feeds from the road.
Each Friday the RNC will announce the results of the Name a Dolphin Contest based on suggestions submitted to the website throughout the week.
"On a lot of issues Senator Kerry only has two or three positions. On Iraq he has 10 which means we need more dolphins," said RNC Communications Director Jim Dyke.
Today Flipper and Friends are in Wisconsin. To see Flipper and Friends as they travel the country, go to www.flippercam.com
If there's one thing I love, it's gloriously lame and gimmicky conservative direct marketing. Here's to a brighter tomorrow.
Speaking of brighter tomorrow, gotta go watch Chris have ink injected into her back. Details likely forthcoming.
-Andy