2004-11-14
This weekend has been a truly singular one compared to those in recent days. I didn't have anything to do.Nothing.
Well, I planned to get a long overdue oil change, but as is my nature, it took a distant backseat to playing with the bunny. In fact, it's Sunday afternoon I'm still yet to get that oil change.
A GENERAL "ANDY'S WEEKEND OFF" TEMPORAL AND SPACIAL OVERVIEW
* Rise fresh at the crack of noon.
* Pee - a genuine chore when trying to maneuver huge, cumbersome erection.
* Feed the fish the fish food and the bunny the bunny food. Still can't decide which I would take with me on a deserted island for the rest of my life if ever faced with the choice of only one of the two.
* Throw on my official Boy Scouts of America moccasins, the most perfect footwear ever fashioned by the hand of God - more specifically the hand of Mike Riopell. Resistant to dirt, water, harsh criticism, and bullets. Make no plans to remove them in the forseeable future.
* Let the bunny out. This weekend, Frankcusumano - the Norwegian dwarf rabbit - learned how to jump up on the couch and the recliner, and to climb the stairs, which to me is akin to realizing that your toddler can kick a 40 yard field goal.
* Settle into couch, remote in one hand, Doritos in the other, bunny in the other. Bill O'Reilly, Today in St. Louis, Sean Hannity, COPS, Jeopardy!, Oprah, LOCAL NEWS, Brokaw, LOCAL NEWS PART DEUX, Wheel of Fortune. By now, the Doritos are gone, as is the bunny.
* Cook dinner. Pass out. Maybe not in that order.
Process begins at square one on Saturday. See also: Sunday. Incidentally, you're damn right that my weekend started on Friday.
Nothing much to say, nothing much to do. A dude could get used to this.
-Andy